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Dan Heng (Dan Feng...?) ([personal profile] lifeban) wrote in [community profile] headlocked2023-11-07 08:42 am

kidfic containment

do not perceive us,
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[this was all very confusing. baba went to talk with the strange people and dan feng, all of thirty years old (baba said, "In short-life terms, he's six,"), was kidnapped by a furry ... animal. person?

they were nearly the same height. pom-pom's hat was a little bit taller than his horns. more importantly, pom-pom gave him some juice, and a book. dan feng could not read the book's title but it was given to him so he carried it around very carefully.

he went past a door - and it slid open. he peered around the door. wow...there were so many books in here!]
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[dan feng carefully sets his orange juice on a table. he has manners, of course. he leaves the book he’s been given - An Introductory Course Into Astrophysics, 268th Edition - next to it. crouches down on hands and knees to peer at a bookshelf.

he ends up with Fauna Compendium of Extallia-87, which was very big for a six year old, and more importantly, had dozens upon dozens of pictures. he settles down on his stomach, right on one of the tiles completely covered by the aquatic lighting, and using his oversized tail to pillow his chin on, starts to leaf through his newly found treasure.]
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[he looks over his shoulder. squeaks.

and he scrambles to grab something out of his pocket- a jade shackle bangle, and when he slips it on a hand his tail and horns disappear. his ears round, his hair shortens drastically into a fluffy mess, and most importantly, his luminous slitted eyes dim into rounded pupils.]


Um.
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[he backs away straight into a bookshelf. scared.]

Baba said I have to do it. So I don’t get hurt again.
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What does wise mean?

[he shrinks away, apparently remembering himself.]
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[staring at him blankly. have you ever met a six year old dan heng.]
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[more staring.

and then he starts looking a little distressed.]


Where’s my baba?
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[he wants to go to jing yuan but that also means he has to get close to the strange man.]

Um. [he crawls backwards to the edge of the futon, curling small hands into it.] Did. Did he get kip - kidnapped?

[he struggles a little saying it but he does.]
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[you can actually see dan feng’s eyes widen in real time, and he sort of kind of leans towards him, looking at dan heng with something approaching awe.]

You’re like me!
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[ohhhhhhhh.

he climbs to his feet. shyly takes the bangle off and carefully puts it back into his pocket. and then he runs full-tilt in dan heng’s direction, only that he overbalances nearly immediately because his tail is nearly as big as he is.]
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[he lands on dan heng hard, his little horns jabbing him in the shoulder.

two seconds pass. and then he opens his mouth. and starts. wailing.]
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I keep falling down! My tail is too big! Baba said it might fall off!
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[his eyes start watering again. dan heng you’re so bad at this.]

It’s not small!
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It’s not?

[slightly less watery voice. he looks at dan heng’s tail longingly…]

Baba said it might fall off but he also said it wriggled like a worm and it growed back. [he makes an ‘o’ face at dan heng.] Did your tail fall off and wriggled like a worm and it growed back?
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[he kind of… tumbles over dan heng’s lap (stabbing him again with a horn) and crawls over to…

hug dan heng’s tail.]


Nooooooo. [he whispers tearfully into the fur lining it.] Don’t fall off, gege’s tail.
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[burying his face into that tuft… also tearfully.]

Are you my gege?
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[dan feng turns a little to look at him, with his arms still wrapped around dan heng’s tail.

for a moment, his eyes are as fathomless as his namesake.

but then, he blinks, and stares.]


My name is Dan Feng! It means red maple. Baba said. Where have you been! Why aren’t you with me and baba?
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[jing yuan, in the other room, sneezes.]

Are you coming with us? Baba brings me to a loooot of places! That’s why he makes me wear the, um, the thing. He says, [he puts his hands on his hips. it is the opposite of intimidating.] ‘A-Feng, it’s not safe to show your tail to strangers.’
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[dan feng makes a - trilling noise, at the contact to his tail, and he looks surprised at himself, covering his mouth.]

Umm. Yeah. [his tail tries its best to curl around dan heng’s wrist.] Maybe you can help baba be not sad. I hear him crying sometimes when I’m supposed to be sleeping and I can’t sleep and I don’t know how to make him stop.
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[his tail tuft is unfortunately. a little crunchy. dan feng flicks it subconsciously.]

Okay. I don’t know where we’re going but he said we can’t go home.
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I like this room! There’s lots of books. Like a library!

[he scoots closer, and with yet another horn jab to dan heng’s ribs, he crawls over him to peek at the books on the other side.

this is the exact time the archives door hisses open to reveal a frazzled jing yuan.]
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Baba!!!!

[dan feng squeals at a pitch previously unknown to man and climbs out of dan heng's lap to run at jing yuan and latch onto one of his arms, like a monkey. jing yuan steps in fully into the archives, door hissing closed behind him, but he doesn't come in any closer.]

I hope he hasn't been too much trouble, Dan Heng.