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Dan Heng (Dan Feng...?) ([personal profile] lifeban) wrote in [community profile] headlocked2024-05-12 06:41 pm

cowboy crosstalk shenanigans

[they've won! good job everyone! 10/10 performance! dan heng didn't even blow his once-in-a-lifetime bootycall button this time around, thanks to boothill's quick interference.

there was celebrating on the Express, but one way or another, the party wound up in the VIP lounge of the hotel again, where dan heng accidentally took a swig of boothill's drink and became Fantastically Drunk.

in fact, at this moment he's sulkily leaning into boothill's side, all his aloof and cool energy utterly abandoned.]
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Plain as ears on a mule)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Good for you.

[Wandering over to, there's probably a sink or something right, well he'll scrounge for water while casually holding Dan Heng in one arm.]
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Headin' to the bone orchard?)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Absolutely not. He lifts the glass he manages to pour to Dan Heng's lips.]

Yeah?
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Plain as ears on a mule)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I what? So handsome? Couldn't tell you myself.
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Still above snakes)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha!

[He'll carry Dan Heng and the water back to the couch.]
motherfudger: By Tylendel (In apple pie order)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[Good question. Why is he? Not like Dan Heng is his responsibility.

Sure the Nameless are universally famous as being a whole bunch of meddlesome do-gooders, and that kind of path makes them just as trustworthy, and the kind of folks worth helping. But that doesn't mean he has to go out of his way for any of them. But then again, it's not obligation in the first place.]

I reckon the answer's not as complicated as you think. I just want to.
motherfudger: By Tylendel (In apple pie order)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-14 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Guess that's the sort of thing you Nameless are known for after all.

I do things my own way. But it don't sit right to watch people like you strugglin'.
motherfudger: By Tylendel (His thinker's puny)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-14 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Don't you mean "is"? Not like you've gone and changed in the span of a nap.
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Still above snakes)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-14 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well the answer's a yes anyway.
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Plain as ears on a mule)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-14 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, the truth too rough, partner?
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Your family tree's a shrub)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-14 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Bullying the weak is against the bottom line. But too bad for you, you ain't weak.
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Your family tree's a shrub)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-14 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[He raises his hand in a fist with one finger extended like a gun facing the ceiling.]

Which makes you.... fair game.

[Wink wonk.

He flicks the brim of the hat up to reveal Dan Heng's face. ]

You done gone sobered up yet?
motherfudger: By Tylendel (In apple pie order)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-14 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, cute.]

Ha, well. If you have trouble sleeping, exercise is one of the best cures, they say.

You ever ridden a horse?
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Your family tree's a shrub)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-14 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[The grin that spreads across his face is delighted, all teeth.]

Good, good.

How about a Galaxy Ranger?

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