lifeban: <user name="starlette"> (that only when you're older)
Dan Heng (Dan Feng...?) ([personal profile] lifeban) wrote in [community profile] headlocked2024-05-12 06:41 pm

cowboy crosstalk shenanigans

[they've won! good job everyone! 10/10 performance! dan heng didn't even blow his once-in-a-lifetime bootycall button this time around, thanks to boothill's quick interference.

there was celebrating on the Express, but one way or another, the party wound up in the VIP lounge of the hotel again, where dan heng accidentally took a swig of boothill's drink and became Fantastically Drunk.

in fact, at this moment he's sulkily leaning into boothill's side, all his aloof and cool energy utterly abandoned.]
motherfudger: By Tylendel (In apple pie order)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow look at that blush. Shame the guy's three sheets to the wind.]

So what've you got against altered states of mind?

[Just making conversation while carrying him to the complimentary hotel room that finally got sorted. Closer than the express.]
motherfudger: By Tylendel (In apple pie order)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well fudge, thought that you Nameless all had each other's backs. What's the story?
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Put a plug in yer talkbox)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
Always on duty? Now if that don't sound fudging tiring. You ever take breaks?
motherfudger: By Tylendel (His thinker's puny)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah]

What the fudge does that mean.
motherfudger: By Tylendel (His thinker's puny)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
That ain't no break I've heard of. Plus, what's with you thinking the mess had to do with you standing watch by the campfire?
motherfudger: By Tylendel (In apple pie order)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
That so? Don't seem quite right.

[Don't argue with the drunk guy. He'll kick open the door.]
motherfudger: By Tylendel (In apple pie order)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa there, you really don't relax. I got ya. No reason to get tense.

[Kicking the door closed.]
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Still above snakes)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
Boy you ever relaxed in... well however many years you've been around?

[Walking to one of the couches to set him down.]
motherfudger: By Tylendel (In apple pie order)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Well. Guess he's going to sit then. Otherwise he'll be stuck bending over this guy.]

So that's a never. You even know how?
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Still above snakes)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sure isn't the most comfortable lap. But given the way his body is built it's almost possible to imagine you're cuddling someone who is just 100% tense muscle instead of all steel. Almost. There isn't enough soft give even for that really. But though he's not initially warm to the touch he does warm up nicely where cuddled, rather quickly even, there's internal heat after all, so only the surface needs a bit of body heat to warm up.]

....

Well fork me.

[He puts a hand on his hat to keep it in place as he tilts his head back and stares at the ceiling. Nods to himself and the looks back down at Dan Heng, plucking the hat off his own head and putting it on Dan Heng's.]

Get some shuteye. I reckon it's gonna take some real elbow grease to sort you out.
motherfudger: (That dog won't hunt)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cute.... He taps the rim of the hat down with a finger, over Dan Heng's eyes. Maybe so no one can see his own expression?]

Well ain't that something? You're talkin' an awful lot for someone should sleeping. I got your back so just rest already.
motherfudger: By Tylendel (Still above snakes)

[personal profile] motherfudger 2024-05-13 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Do Cyborgs need to sleep probably not. So he'll just be here. Awake all night. Cradling Dan Heng in his lap.

This might be torture.

Oh well he can think about.... not how cute this guy is.

Well how about how to help him loosen up?

Well, there is one sure fire way to get nice and relaxed.

No, bad Ranger.]

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