[ idk what's going on in the lr world currently so i'm just gonna say some whacky things are happening with like, weird time discrepancies because not enough offerings again. so there's just like overgrowing of plants and then rust on weird places everywhere and decay but also at the same time people are like younger at times or something, that's what's going on
fortunately for this ruler he doesn't seem to be affected or even remembers the last time he was affected by age shenanigans, and is carefully maneuvering around everything so he doesn't get affected again because it would probably be a slightly bad idea. just saying.
also fortunately the extra haus is also not terribly affected aside from sometimes the walls aren't walls but they're just beams now, and sometimes the baby dragon is 15 ft tall, this might not be one of those days though. maybe it's just a normal-ass fucking day.
at least that's what ruler hopes when he's coming in through the door with a few bags of groceries. someday they need to get a fridge? ]
[someone is cooking. This isn't necessarily rare but it distinctly smells like Japanese food, which, well, lruler is just coming in? the other ruler doesn't really cook, though it would make sense that he could, he never particularly has the motivation.
Also there's a pair of white dress shoes by the door?]
[ true but also there doesn't seem to be an increase of Servants in the area, also SOMETIMES he does things that are minorly wasteful. very very seldomly ]
The North district is in ruins; it's an inconvenient setback for us.
[ because brothels and mana, not that he says that out loud ]
A temporary daycare has been set up for those who have regressed to the point of being unable to take care of themselves—though, that leaves the question of who will find these children, and who will take care of them. Moreover, there is the issue of getting offerings.
[ setting the paper bag down so he can start restocking the cupboards with bread and whatnot ]
Fortunately, this curse seems to have brought back the ruins of the past—in other words, there are plenty of offerings to get in more familiar, easier places, and there are a few concentrated efforts to get them.
[He makes a thoughtful sound and leans against the counter, entirely casual and comfortable mannerisms being actually physically expressed, even though as Shirou gets a better look at him he's... Clearly the person the dream of Nanami showed him, once upon a time. Albeit with some changes.
Guess that settles it.]
I might be able to lend my aid to the daycare efforts. Since I'm pretty well suited to both that and hunting for offerings, but there are probably fewer people up for the former, given the sorts that tend to be brought here...
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fortunately for this ruler he doesn't seem to be affected or even remembers the last time he was affected by age shenanigans, and is carefully maneuvering around everything so he doesn't get affected again because it would probably be a slightly bad idea. just saying.
also fortunately the extra haus is also not terribly affected aside from sometimes the walls aren't walls but they're just beams now, and sometimes the baby dragon is 15 ft tall, this might not be one of those days though. maybe it's just a normal-ass fucking day.
at least that's what ruler hopes when he's coming in through the door with a few bags of groceries. someday they need to get a fridge? ]
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Also there's a pair of white dress shoes by the door?]
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avenger is french?
taking. a moment. to see if he can sense the presence of the person. could it really be ruler?
it isn't impossible, but . . . also, white shoes?
discreetly, he sets the first bag down without a sound -- it's just in case, but he'd like not to be caught off-guard.
with the second paper bag held up to cover his chest in a natural position, he's making his way into the kitchen, loudly announcing: ]
I'm home.
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Welcome home.
[They're wearing jeans. And what the fuck is that ahoge?]
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STILL PINGS LIKE A SERVANT THOUGH RIGHT???? ]
Thank you.
. . . What are you cooking?
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Glances over his shoulder just momentarily and, well. That's a red eye.]
Yakisoba. I made enough for everyone, if you're interested.
[Ore, not boku.]
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Three people? You really didn't need to.
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[More points against izuruler? He acknowledged the possibility of it being a waste and did the thing anyway.
He takes the food off the stove and turns to fully face Shirou, hello heterochromia.]
How is it out there?
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The North district is in ruins; it's an inconvenient setback for us.
[ because brothels and mana, not that he says that out loud ]
A temporary daycare has been set up for those who have regressed to the point of being unable to take care of themselves—though, that leaves the question of who will find these children, and who will take care of them. Moreover, there is the issue of getting offerings.
[ setting the paper bag down so he can start restocking the cupboards with bread and whatnot ]
Fortunately, this curse seems to have brought back the ruins of the past—in other words, there are plenty of offerings to get in more familiar, easier places, and there are a few concentrated efforts to get them.
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[He makes a thoughtful sound and leans against the counter, entirely casual and comfortable mannerisms being actually physically expressed, even though as Shirou gets a better look at him he's... Clearly the person the dream of Nanami showed him, once upon a time. Albeit with some changes.
Guess that settles it.]
I might be able to lend my aid to the daycare efforts. Since I'm pretty well suited to both that and hunting for offerings, but there are probably fewer people up for the former, given the sorts that tend to be brought here...
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Would that be alright? Haven't you already been affected, Ruler?
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Even if I change back, it isn't as though I'd suddenly be a problem, except in my looks being kind of spooky?
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he just starts laughing ]
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Look, I'm not wrong?
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No, you never are—has Avenger seen you yet?
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Not yet. I don't think he's home at the moment.
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[ with a little sigh as he catches his breath ]
Does your master know?
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I have one more bag to retrieve. How much longer until the yakisoba is done?
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weird
and ]
Alright. I'm looking forward to it.
[ and going back to the front door to get his stuff, but also calling as he goes: ]
I didn't know you could cook.
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[he calls back, with a sardonic sort of edge to it.]
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returning to put away more things like cheese and stuff, just daily groceries in general. when will we actually have a fridge ]
I'm looking forward to this treat.
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[finishing up, though, and reaching to help with groceries.]
i thought i tagged this a while ago and then
[ there's just a bag of rice left as well as fruits that can be left on the counter ]
<3
[yep snagging those]
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[ putting the bag away ]
Thank you, Ruler.
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[ finding plates and such to get ]
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[moving everything to the table and serving once they're ready
it looks unfairly delicious]