DUBCON CANDYLAND 1V1 ME MID

[crimeson]

I have remembered I have a musebox.

a rules link

Comments

[crimeson]

Honestly, it is. Super weird to make this kinda board game a one vee one situation, isn't it?

[rationalizations]

Would it really be less weird if there were more people?

[crimeson]

Gamewise. Not. Not effectswise.

[rationalizations]

[ awkwardly silent for a moment or two ]

I wasn't really thinking about that, I guess.

[ he doesn't know what normal board games are like. ]

Have we met?

[crimeson]

Nope. I'd remember a pretty face like yours. Nice to meetcha.

[rationalizations]

[ did they turn the temperature in this room way down suddenly ]

Is that so? If you're not interested in telling me your name, I suppose I don't want it anyway.

[crimeson]

Whoa, dude, I was getting there.

[rationalizations]

None of this is funny to me. I don't have patience for those kinds of jokes right now.

[crimeson]

Wh-- was I making jokes??

[rationalizations]

You just called me pretty.

[ debates just picking up the dice and starting the game. truly needs to think about whether that would be better or worse than this rn ]

[crimeson]

Oooookay. I will. Not do that then. But it wasn't to be mean.

[offers his hand.]

I'm Randy.

[rationalizations]

[ ,, shakes his hand ]

Sohma Yuki. Like I said, I'm just not in the mood.

[crimeson]

That's fair! I can not flirt, no problem.

[he might find it difficult but he is a good dog]

[rationalizations]

... Thanks.

[crimeson]

Any time.

Anyway, you gave me your full name, so lemme revise a bit. Randy Orlando, at your service.

[rationalizations]

Orlando-san, then.

[ a beat

he doesn't know how to proceed now. ]

... We should probably just get it over with.

[crimeson]

[winces]

Just Randy, please.

And I guess... we just roll. Youngest first?

[rationalizations]

Fine.

[ rolls, tensely, and moves to blue. pulls a card that says You are under a truth effect for three of your own turns. ]

... at least I don't have to do anything. Go ahead.

[crimeson]

Yikes.

[rolls, moves to green, pulls a card]

"Describe one of your greatest regrets"ssssss no way in hell.

[rationalizations]

... It says 'one of.' Maybe it doesn't have to be the worst.

[ sympathetically ]

[crimeson]

We juuuust met, I'm too shy for this. Can I forfeit?

[idk if this version has a forfeit punishment wheel but i will steal the twst edition one if necessary]

[rationalizations]

Er- already? If you're really sure...

[ STEAL THE TWST ONE I HAVE NO WHEEL ]

[crimeson]

I'm super sure.

[spins the forfeit wheel

rolls a 10, ~~special green potion~~~]

Okay, drinkin' weird stuff it is.

[glug

BURNING AND INAPPROPRIATE LEVELS OF CURIOSITY AND COMPELLED TO ACT ON IT]

All you, buddy.

[rationalizations]

[ rolls

yellow

pulls a card that says "swap clothes"

looks at Randy like ]







There is no way you are going to fit into my clothes.

[ especially since he is wearing fitted pants ]

[crimeson]

...Yeah, that's gonna be an eyeful.

[rationalizations]

Well, it's not worth forfeiting over... Good luck.

[ just

starts stripping off his jacket and sweater and dropping them on his chair as he goes ]

[crimeson]

Yeah, I'll manage somehow.

[Randy is very good at stripping efficiently when he's not trying to put on a show.

Unfortunately, he also isn't always wearing underwear, and today was one of those.]

[rationalizations]

[ YUKI IS. MAYBE SURPRISINGLY CASUAL ABOUT NUDITY. the lack of underwear might get Randy a judgmental look but that's it. tosses his clothes over ]

[crimeson]

Hey, I didn't know this was coming.

[tossing his MUCH LARGER clothes to Yuki, then looking despairingly at those pants]

[rationalizations]

It seems like you thought something else was coming.

[ he didn't really mean to say it and sort of regrets it the moment it's out of his mouth. also why do you have to wear so much orange. he's suffering

putting on Randy's giant orange clothes. hopefully there's a belt at least ]

[crimeson]

[the strangled noise of a man who doesn't know what to do with that if he can't flirt about it]

[rationalizations]

What kind of noise was that?

[crimeson]

Despair.

[sighing and tying yuki's jacket around his waist like a tiny apron. it will have to do.]

[rationalizations]

You look and sound like an idiot.





I didn't mean to say that either. Sorry.

It's your turn.

1/2

[crimeson]

Why're you picking on me...

[but rolling. red! drawing a card...

"Rub/stroke [RANDOM PERSON]'s crotch through their clothing for 1 turn (or 1d6 turns/sexual acts if it's 1-on-1)"

dice says 5]

[crimeson]

.......


Ssssso, you know how we agreed I wouldn't flirt?

[rationalizations]

I'm not trying to pick on you. I'd rather be nice. It's just- an effect from the first card. What is it now?

[ a little urgently. please change the subject before he keeps talking. ]

[crimeson]

[shows him the card]

[rationalizations]

[ jesus christ ]

[crimeson]

I've already forfeited once. So, how do we want to tackle this?

[gaze so placid but eyes so interested]

[rationalizations]

I don't want to tackle it, it's uncomfortable and embarrassing. And I want to bite my own tongue off. How can three turns take so long.

But I'm not-- going to make you forfeit again already. Let's just get it over with quickly.

[crimeson]

It's for five turns.

[but coming closer, guiding him to sit.]

[rationalizations]

[ I will be using the twst sheet for cards from now on instead of Kira's because I have my hands on it now, ]

That's not what I was counting but that's so many. Ugh.

[ snags the die in preparation for his next turn and sits down ]

[crimeson]

[DID I NOT GIVE IT TO YOU,]

Yeaaaah...

[sitting beside him. settling a hand on his knee. we can be as gentle as possible about this,,]