high cloud disaster ot3 shit

[lifeban]

just gonna put the actual starters in top-levels, i know myself

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[subcutaneous]

...whatever.

[blade kicks open a door. it is not the bath nor does it have dan heng in it. mystifyingly, this does not upset him as much as he thought it would. this is mostly because like this, he can shift jing yuan close enough so he could bite at an ear. wow.]

Think about yourself for once.

[lionsleeps]

[Jing Yuan startles at the bite with a tiny squeak. Blade's so damned bitey!! His revenge is to give Blade a very brief, light kiss.]

I am thinking about myself. I said I'd retire, did I not?

Although... Fu Xuan may still be too hotheaded for the position. And Yanqing is certainly too short-sighted to be her right hand just yet...

[Meanwhile the sound of running water has become a beacon to the room next door to this one.]

[subcutaneous]

No. You’re retiring. You are going on the Express and I am throwing your phone out of the airlock.

[he would be a lot less grumpy if jing yuan didn’t ply him with these … little.. . affectionate gestures. they make him lightheaded.

and he kicks that door open too! with more force than necessary.]

[lifeban]

[dan heng would startle, but he heard the first door get kicked open, so he's ready with a baleful look.]

What did the door do to you? I was about to come fetch you.

[lionsleeps]

He was just that excited to see your face again.

[Jing Yuan says, chipper and quite happy in Blade's arms. And then he immediately follows it with an equally chipper complaint.]

Also, Dan Heng! Tell this brute he can't just throw my phone into the vacuum of space, would you?

[subcutaneous]

The door didn’t have you in it, Dan Heng.

[srs, earnest face. also blade casually sways over to dump jing yuan in the gigantic (????) bathtub?? wow??? blade can be depressed here in style…]

You know how he is. When he retires he’ll still be thinking about work.

[lifeban]

[gay

gayyyy

going pink and turning back to the water with a tailflick.]

You can't just tell him ahead of time.

[lionsleeps]

[That is a terrible unceremonious drop into the giant luxurious tub... This whole bathroom is luxurious -- as is the whole cottage, tbh. Everything is in a simple and natural style and not the least bit glitzy, but it's extremely high end.

So the water that splashes everywhere when he falls in with a startled shriek, gets all over a very fancy floor. Good thing it's waterproof...

Jing Yuan, on the other hand, is not waterproof. He sits up sputtering, his fluff totally flattened by the water.]

Could you both consider not conspiring against me...?

[subcutaneous]

It’s not conspiring if we discuss it right in front of you, brat.

[now he is also going to try and scoop up dan heng to unceremoniously dump him in the water too.]

[lifeban]

It's just making sure you-

[dan heng doesn't blink about getting splashed, because, well-- vidyadhara.

but! scooped. dumped. squawking flailing bundle of limbs and tail.]

[lionsleeps]

[Jing Yuan gets splashed in the face and smacked by the flail tail!]

You--

[This is both quite fun and really annoying. He's reaches out and tries to drag Blade in as inelegantly as possible as vengeance.]

[subcutaneous]

[naturally he’s prepared for an attack but he’s prepared for one from dan heng, so he basically goes down like a sentient rock.

at least this tub has actual water filters, he muses for the 5 seconds he’s underwater, before he surfaces and. splashes jing yuan’s face with water. dick.

(he does not splash dan heng mostly because you can’t actually win any sort of splashing contest with imbibitor lunae.)]

This isn’t a bathtub. It’s a pool.

[lifeban]

I prefer that, really.

[lounging against the side of the tub. watch the old men.]

[lionsleeps]

[Jing Yuan makes a face... and then he smiiiles and splashes! that big jerk!! back!!!]

It's comfortable, you stodgy old man.

[Call him a brat and he'll play along, just like he said!!

But he also splashes Dan Heng.]

And you. Loosen up and have some fun.

[subcutaneous]

[blade has not had … ‘fun’ in approximately forever, but he has to admit, there’s something to be said about splashing around like this. provoking reactions that weren’t fight or flight.]

Have you seen his room on the Express. [he sidles over to sliiiide a possessive hand up jing yuan’s back. he is contemplating a plan of attack for dan heng. he looks like the kind of person who uses 15 in 1 bath products.] He’d sleep in a pool if he could.

[lifeban]

I'm perfectly comfortable...

[pausing

squinting]

That. Is not in the schematics.

[lionsleeps]

[The hand up his back makes Jing Yuan visibly shiver, and he makes a choked, startled noise in response.]

Excuse me.

[He swat's Blade's shoulder in retaliation, and scoots over to sit next to Dan Heng instead. He doesn't want to get all worked up again, okay. He's already tired and sore.]

[subcutaneous]

[shamelessly:] I know everything about you, Dan Heng.

[wow that sure is a reaction. blade wants to see it again. in fact he wants to do a lot of things, feeling strangely energetic.

he swans closer to them. stares. and then veers off to look at whatever bath paraphernalia is available.]

[lifeban]

Have you been on the Express?!

[please, he's invited NOW, but,,,,]

[lionsleeps]

I'd be surprised if he hadn't...

[He leeeeeans on Dan Heng. It is your turn to pet him. Meow.]

[subcutaneous]

Wouldn’t you like to know?

[jing yuan seems to have stocked his little vacation home with all the luxuries someone of his position would have, which was good. he knifes back through the water with intent and washcloths.]

I know how Jing Yuan sleeps too, you know.

[lifeban]

You're a menace.

[disgruntled, but not sharp-edged about it. petting jing yuan with a sigh, eyes on blade.]

[lionsleeps]

[Correct. There are so many nice things in there. He has to maintain his appearance and his softness!!

He is, somehow, intimidated by the washcloths more than by Blade apparently watching him sleep. But he's not moving, because he's busy melting into Dan Heng's pets.]

I think everyone knows how I sleep...

[As in: everywhere, all the time. But in truth, at home, he's always up late working... And then he crashes in a sprawl with his face in a lion's fur. As you do.]

[subcutaneous]

I'm your menace.

[dan heng is going to have to get used to blade just Saying Shit.]

Your security systems are useless. Even your kid is a better deterrent. [he folds a washcloth neatly into a nice even square. and then pelts it straight into dan heng's face.]

You want to wash A-Yuan's hair or should I?

[lifeban]

[the furious blush on dan heng's cheeks is probably not from the heat of the water. he gawks until he takes a washcloth to the face, which does at least snap him out of it.

he catches the cloth as it slides off his face.]

...I will.