high cloud disaster ot3 shit

[lifeban]

just gonna put the actual starters in top-levels, i know myself

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[lifeban]

[well.

being Like This about a case full of sex toys is, in fact, pretty distracting.]

That's all the investigation you did?

[pulling his face away from where it's hidden in jing yuan's glorious mane to look at the case's contents. WHAT DO WE HAVE]

[subcutaneous]

Huh.

[ok now he's paying attention, rifling through the chest's contents with a seriousness that does not befit the giant, jelly-pink dildo he tosses away.]

I know some of these. Kafka has them.

[lionsleeps]

I don't sleep around very often. I sort of forgot about them til today.

[He's just watching them look through the box, at the moment. He's occupied with cuddling this dragon. It's warm and cozy and he could fall asleep like this...]

Is that the kind of relationship you have with Kafka?

[lifeban]

[deeply torn between not wanting to know about kafka's dildos and a spike of jealousy so deep it surprises him.

kind of pauses in stilted silence for a moment, then sighs.]

We have more than enough actual penises to go around, so we can probably pass on those... the plain ones, anyway.

[rifling, rifling, oh there's a bottle of lube, that's handy. snagging that... and a cock ring with a heavy duty vibrator in it.]

Maybe this for Blade.

[he's bullying instead of handling his emotions, thanks.]

[subcutaneous]

Yeah, we fuck sometimes. She likes to hurt people, I like to get hurt. Works out. [mcshruggies. he looks supremely unconcerned.] We stopped a while back because I called her by his - [head tilt at dan heng] - name too many times.

[blade’s unimpressed face is mostly the same as any other of his expressions: slightly dead.] Do you even know how to use that on someone?

[lionsleeps]

It looks fairly straight-forward.

[Now that the mood is mostly restored, Jing Yuan's hands are wandering... He also wants to touch the tail.]

You know Blade, you've been awfully rough with us for a masochist. I like it, but if you'd rather be at our mercy...

[lifeban]

[vindicated??? still jealous??? his ears are so pink with his blush, the tip of his tail lashing for maximum cat behavior engagement.]

I know the theory behind it.

[subcutaneous]

I don’t really care what happens with who. [suspicious! blade kicks a foot out to lightly knock ankles with jing yuan. he is also Not Looking at him. or either of them. something is stuck in his throat.] As long as you’re both here.

[also why are dan heng’s ears so red? he takes one of those locks of hair that always seem to frame his face- tugs on it.] Okay? Get to it then.

[lionsleeps]

Ah, how romantic of you.

[He cannot resist. The opening was there.

He's also just gonna rudely flop his foot onto Blade's leg if he's gonna play that way. Hah! Take that.]

But in that case... Try it, Dan Heng. It sounds cute.

[lifeban]

[that is genuinely romantic. fuck. the HAIRTUG DOES NOT HELP. he only blushes deeper, and sinks down lower.]

Fine.

[he has read so much porn, not all of it realistic, but this... he knows the idea. reaches for blade's not yet erect cock with one hand, and the lube with the other.]

[subcutaneous]

[?????? jing yuan? blade kicks him lightly, and the only reason it doesn’t escalate into a full-out childish kicking war is because dan heng is approaching his crotch like he’s approaching a small, easily spooked animal.]

Cute? [he mutters it like it’s a swear word. but he opens his legs all the same, welcoming dan heng into the cradle of them. he tries very hard to stay impassive when dan heng’s hands are on him, but he can’t help how fast he blushes.]

[lionsleeps]

Cute.

[He confirms, laughing at Blade kicking him because it's just... it's fun to horse around like they're all young and happy. He is of course letting Dan Heng out of the hug to go be lewd, but he's watching him closely while he does, imagining what sorts of things they might do with him later...

Yeah it's time to root around in the box himself. He has thoughts.]

You're both very cute.

[lifeban]

[lubing up blade's cock, trying not to stimulate him too much, lubing up the toy... yeah the overall effect is that of a man trying not to make any sudden movements. only to pause and blink.]

...That's not the usual description.

[subcutaneous]

He’s pla- ah -nning something. Being distracting.

[look. he finds it hot, how focused dan heng is. it’s also driving him mad, muscles tensing, world narrowing down to dan heng’s hands.]

Just put the damn thing on.

[lionsleeps]

I would never be so underhanded.

[They don't have to look at him to know he's got a cheeky grin on his face. It's right in his voice.

Prepare yourselves.]

[lifeban]

Uhhuh.

[but. deftly slipping the cock ring onto him, making sure it's secure... then stroking him indulgently. since he's down here.]

[subcutaneous]

[well. ‘in theory’ his ass. it doesn’t really take much time for blade to get hard again, but now there’s the added edge of knowing he can’t come, and well. that makes him even harder.

he cards a hand through dan heng’s hair. looks at jing yuan curiously.]

[lionsleeps]

[While they're getting set up there, they can hear, behind Dan Heng and thus hidden from Blade's view, the sound of various items being switched on and off. He's learning very quickly, and humming cheerfully while he does.

After a moment he stretches to nab something out of a fancy decorative bowl on a nearby end table, and then shuffles up to drape over Dan Heng again. In one hand there are a couple of spare hair ribbons. In the other is... something small and still hidden.]

I've a choice for you, Dan Heng. Option one: I'll give you all my attention, and we'll torment Blade by making him watch. Option two: We team up on him again. Option three: Blade & I team up on you.

[lifeban]

[the concept of cock rings isn't that complicated, especially when he's told to stop tiptoeing around it.

dan heng leans into blade's hand, then sways into jing yuan, blatantly needy for any attention they'll give him. then... the options.

he breathes out. he wouldn't be offered the option, if he would be begrudged for taking it. and... he needs to stop thinking. badly.]

Three?

[he still can't help seeming hesitant.]

[subcutaneous]

[to dan heng:]

You’re overthinking that pretty little head of yours.

[can’t deny his interest though. he shifts close enough that his knee is pressed against jing yuan’s, and he waits patiently for whatever starchessmaster plan his little brat of a general has this time.]

[lionsleeps]

He's right. Don't worry, just let us fulfill your desires.

[He kisses the side of Dan Heng's neck, and as he does slides his hands down...

The secret in his hand is a little egg vibrator, which he switches on only when he's snuck it all the way between Dan Heng's legs. The clothes are still in the way, but the pressure is there against Dan Heng's vent.]

What do you say? This for your cocks, Blade inside of you, and your whole body in my hands?

[lifeban]

Aah-

[even through the cloth, dan heng's gone untouched since he was rutting against jing yuan's ass. the shock of the cuffs was enough to cool him down significantly, but not so much so that his cocks had fully retreated-- so that buzzing is wedged right against his sensitive cocktips and he has no defense against that. he lurches forward against blade, thighs clamping tightly aroung jing yuan's hand and the toy.]

[subcutaneous]

[oh.

a warm, broad hand spreads itself on that cutout on dan heng’s chest, preventing him from moving away from the stimulation.]

I think he likes the idea. [yeah there’s the little edge of mocking again. blade starts working on removing his ornaments with the ease of someone who’s removed similar things thousands of times.]

[lionsleeps]

[The thing is, Dan Heng. All the thigh squeezing has done has increased the sensation. Jing Yuan laughs, rocking the vibrator against him as well as possible in that tightness, just by flexing his fingers.]

I think you're right. Let's give him an unforgettable experience, since he's new to this.

[lifeban]

[yeah pinning the vibe riiight against his vent is not helping his case, and he's squirming deliciously.]

Mmh- yes-

[leaning into blade's hands, which complicates stripping him a little, but no more than blade's muscle memory can probably handle. dan feng wasn't exactly a calm lay either.]